AND THE DRAMA BEGINS...

As this picture illustrates, I fully intend on slaying my fellow blogging competition with words that cut deeper than Uma's blade. I'm inspired by my closest friends and life in it's entirety, but most of all by the person who started it all -- the person who encouraged me to stretch my writing legs and allow me to experiment on her own personal blog...my beautiful sis Natty. Having this site as a vessel to express myself will allow me to share my corky humor and inherent interest in everything awesome. Take a ride with me and I'll show you a great time. Dee, my fag-hag, keeps a close eye on my work and isn't afraid to verbally assault me with constructive criticism when I need it. I spend a copious amount of time experiencing shit with her, so I welcome it with open arms. For what it's worth, look out for some insane humor and viscious truth regardless what the subject matter may be. Enjoy the ride!!