BIZARRO AND LEMMING INTEREST ME...

Tom and Katie, also known as Bizarro and Lemming, have kept my uncontrollable interest in their union since the day they announced they were an item (with a gross of fireworks, a public display of carefully thought out affection, an insane asylum-worthy performance on Oprah -- and to really etch this thing in stone...direct insemination from L. Ron Hubbard to Katie's warm, supple belly). Did you really think Tom would make penile contact with an actual vagina? He only makes love to himself remember? Scientologists, especially those who become advanced and are of a hierarchy, have other things to worry about. Things like recruitment and mass hypnotism. [source]