MY BIRTHDAY AND A SCARY BOOB CAKE

Yes bitches, it's my BIRTHDAY today. Despite feeling like a 4 year old boy waiting to open all his birthday goodies, I'm trying to maintain sufficient maturity and contain my composure. Maturity aside though -- when I layed eyes upon this materpiece-of-a-cake, I had to post it. How can you say BIRTHDAY without immediately thinking of big black tits? I can't be the only freak. But being the straight up perv that I am, what better place to post it than on my blog? Here's to finding the strength to live another 32 years... lol. [pic source]