LATIN LOOKOUT: EYE CANDY

Let me introduce you to Papi. This dude knows how to relax and take over a couch. Take note fellas, this is how you're supposed to sit. It's all about the sexy and what you do with it. His blue Papi underwear says it all...

This is Hunky Jeans Guy. Hunky Jeans Guy knows not to wear underwear underneath his jeans. Hunky Jeans Guy knows that it's quite a hassle to strip yet another article of clothing to get to the good stuff, so why not make it easier to get to the source of things?

This is Sexy Ass. Sexy Ass enjoys countless nights laying on his belly so I can bounce quarters off his ass for shits and giggles. I mean come on folks... look at that superb rump. REAR of the year in my book.

This is Abs Boy. Abs Boy takes full advantage of a six-pack moment while the sand from the nearby beach blows across his hair. Abs Boy likes to tighten his stomach muscles for you. It's all for you.

And here's Scarf Boy. Scarf boy knows he's hot. Being what is an obvious mix of Asian and Hispanic, this guy has me hot under the collar. Notice how he's not concerned about looking uber-faggy with that girly scarf draped ever-so-lovely around his neck...