UNUSUAL SIGHTING IN LINDSAY'S PANTIES

My little sex kitten, how I love you so. Words cannot express my unworldly lust for you. Anyone who's brave enough to wear lace goth gloves has a luscious soul. Lindsay knows how to wear BLACK like Lil' Kim knows how to give blow jobs. Hot.

Seeing my Lindsay exit a club in all her fabulousness reminds me of why I love her in the first place. Just look at her... entering her car with careless abandon. Wait... what is that? What's going on here Lindsay...? Let's get a better look shall we?

And here's a close-up of the unusual bump that Lindsay is so carelessly displaying. Because I love me some Lindso, I'll chalk it up to it being a rather large cotex. So help me God, Lindso better not be a Tranny.