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Saturday, January 20, 2007

HEY WEBSTER... WHAT ABOUT THESE WORDS?

Here are a few words that my dear old hags Denise and Aury have compiled as some of the new possible English word entries into Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. I feel these stupefying and wondrous words merit inclusion into our English language. These words include:
  • Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
  • Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
  • Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
  • Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  • Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
  • Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
  • Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
  • Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  • Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
  • Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
  • Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit)
  • Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
  • Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
  • Glibido: All talk and no action.
  • Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
  • Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
  • Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
  • Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Let's hope they're considered.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCKING HYSTERICAL. This shit was funny!

- Tetasporfuera

10:13 AM  
Blogger Crazy Eddie said...

I love you Tetasporfuera. You are the one who keeps me laughing. You and that little maricona Denise.

9:58 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

This was great Eddie! My cheeks and the muscles in my mid-section are hurting. Ha Ha

2:23 PM  
Blogger Crazy Eddie said...

Thanks sissy face. Glad you found it funny.

Much lurve to you...

7:28 PM  
Blogger This Boy Here said...

that's the funniestshit ever!

7:34 PM  

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