MY HAG'S SPECIAL DAY...

Today is a special day. Today is my HAGGY'S birthday. My luscious and delicious wifey (without all the messy sex) turns 31 today. Now I know she's probably going to have my testicles on a silver platter when she reads this, but the possible ensuing abuse is worth it. This is a time to celebrate... a time to get together with our circle of wacky miscreants and throw all maturity to the wind...

Now, to be clear, it's technically not her actual birthday as Denise has been one of the fortunate and rare babies to be born on Leap Year. February 29th, which only comes once every four years is her true day. Next year she will actually turn a youthful 8 years old. Isn't that a bit boggling? Sometimes it's hard to keep up...

Tomorrow will be a day that I hope she'll remember for some time (we're actually going to celebrate it on the 1st).

Here's to my wonderful and amazingly fabulous Denise. You've made it another year despite getting harassed on the NYC Subway System... here's to surviving the wrath of my madness with complete ease and loving patience... and most of all... here's to stacking another 365 days of bitchiness to your belt. I love you... HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEE.