THEMED HUNKS: GUYS I STRAIGHT UP WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH...




BRONZED, SLIGHTLY HAIRY, NICE NIPPLES AND SLY MONA LISA SMIRK... THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

THIS DUDE HAS SEXY EARS AND LOOKS SUPER HOT IN THAT YELLOW TOWEL... THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

SURE, HE MIGHT CHOKE AND BEAT ME IN THE PROCESS... BUT THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

HE'S POOPED AND NEEDS A NAP... THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

FIRST HE ENJOYS A NICE SHAVE, THEN HE ENJOYS AN AFTERNOON LOVE SESSION WITH MOI... THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

I HAVEN'T SEEN SUCH A CHISELED TORSO IN SOME TIME... THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

HE'S YOUNG AND LOOKS BARELY LEGAL, THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

FALLING TOWELS ARE A GOOD THING, THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

THE GUY LOOKS HOT SIMPLY BY LAYING AGAINST A BALLET BAR, THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

JUST LOOK AT HIS EYES... WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM??

HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN SCREAM WELL... THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

HE'S NOT CONVENTIONALLY HOT, BUT I STILL CONSIDER WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

I WOULD BOX DOWN HIS ASS IN A MINUTE... THAT'S WHY ME, AND OTHER SANE HOMOSEXUALS (AND HAGGIES) COLLECTIVELY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

SURE... HE'S A LITTLE BLURRY... BUT I STILL RECOGNIZE THAT I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM...

HOW MANY GUYS CAN LAY DOWN LIKE THIS AND INSTANTLY MAKE YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM??

HE LOOKS OILED AND SOMBER... THAT'S WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM... AND THEN SPOON HIM...