SOME STARS ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY

Tom Clancy
" I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

George Burns
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."



Steve Jobs
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading."




Rodney Dangerfield

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Sharon Stone

"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."




Steve Martin

"You know 'that look' that women get when they want sex? Me neither."



Matt Barry (who?)"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."