DENISE QUALIFIES WITHOUT A DOUBT...

Not just any particular female can qualify as a FAG HAG -- there are rules you know. You see, in order to even be considered you must know the said homo for at least ten years. It takes time to gain trust and maintain somewhat of an abusive yet healthy relationship to have full-blown haggy potential. Denise (my official hag) didn't hop on her hag pedestal over night. She earned it. Here are a few things that I consider imperative in the life of the hag/fag relationship. For example: Listening to your homo in times of stress and bouts of suicidal moments (regardless if you look at him with interest or not) are extremely necessary -- even if you say... "hmmm" or "uh huh" as filler between the boredom (Dee, this means you). The post below breaks it down further: