QUALIFICATIONS ON BEING A FAG HAG...

Sharing an emotional connection with a special television series (Medium) with your Haggy can seem unusual to outsiders, but the connection is so immersive and powerful, you end up scheduling "T.V. dates alone" to steer clear of any howling and spitting from those who don't understand. [source]

Music on the other hand, is a tricky one. Not to be stereotypical by any means, but us gays tend to enjoy an unusual amount of house music. That being said, haggies enjoy dancing just like the next homo, but their patience meter tends to run out after two hardcore tracks. You're better off agreeing on a few country songs instead. Dee and I chose Johnny Cash. [source]
And last but definitely not least, a true fag-hag relationship is nothing without sharing a house-load of chores together. I'll wash the dishes and change the cat litter, while she folds her mountainous laundry and mocks my different color socks and choice of music. [source]

(This article is dedicated to my one and only haggy...Dee. This is for you cunty, for I don't know where I'll be without your aggressive kindness and sarcastic wit. Lick it.)