HEY...SPIDEY IS SWINGING BY IN 2007

Spiderman 3 isn't going to be released until May 2007, but the web-slinger is already raining on Superman's parade by releasing a sweet teaser trailer of magnanimous proportions. Can someone say VENOM?? Spidey joins the darkside I guess. You know, come to think of it, Spidey is comfortable swinging through traffic uptown, and has even been seen frolicking across midtown. In essence I'm saying that Mr. Man needs to swing his fairy-ass down to Chelsea or Christopher streets. If he doesn't play his cards right he'll find himself "webbed up" in an alley around the corner from some bar called "The Cock." [watch the flaming trailer here]