HOLLYWOOD'S MOST INNER THOUGHTS...

Listen whores, here are my boobs and my triangular nostrils for all to see. Now when I blink my hazy eyes, you will ALL buy my new album. I'm majestic and so are my hoo hoo's. I'm no longer a beef and pork eating heffer, so give me my props. Who am I kidding? I'm dying for some fried Twinkies... [source]

Rice and Beans yo. You heard me right sluts...rice and beans does a body good. These panties may look like GRANNY panties, but that's all I can fit in yo. Like Shakira...my hips don't lie... [source]

This is where I enjoy rubbing every ounce of Nick's man-juice. Counter-clockwise I rub, making sure to apply even strokes of luscious goodness on my chest. I swear it keeps my skin crazy-smooth. Bitches don't understand how many vitamins there are in a massive squirt. My boobs have never looked better bitches... [source]