FIRST ANNUAL MUSTACHEO BASHEO PICS...

Tim and Rodney were the masterminds of this gathering as they mingled with all of the guests who've come to party and celebrate this hairy event. Tim, with 80's bandana in tow, directs all the attention to Rodney, who's stache was a bit thicker than most.

And the first annual 2006 Mustacheo Basheo award goes to...

Rodney begins announcing the winners of the most coveted award of the year. Screw the Academy Awards...

The stache is something one should display with pride. Puff up that chest and hold your hips with the utmost abandon, for the stache is sexy and shrouded in mystery.

Denise and Rodney take a moment to show the world that they've got it. Looking like a 70's porn/Hollywood star, Rodney gives the universal fuck you to everyone who disapproves of his stache and wig.

Yes folks, this is the first official picture of yours truly. Seen here, Denise (my hag) and I were enjoying ourselves and simultaneously taking in everyone in all their hairy glory. It took Denise about a month to grow her very own stache you know...