JODIE AND HER FAVORITE APPENDAGE

People magazine posted this fiercely dramatic pic (yawn) of Jodie Foster displaying her rage and dyke-like animosity towards circling paparazzi. Jodi was spotted eating at Alison Restaurant in Bridgehampton, N.Y. with a female lover... err... friend. Although they gorged on Blue Crab and Avacado with edible delight, they should've tried the Tuna Salad. I heard all lesbionics love it. [pic source]