DOES THIS MEAN HE HAS A SILVER PENIS?

Sure, the first movie in the Fantastic Four saga was atrocious, but seeing some of the trailer to the sequel, let alone this high-res pic of Silver Surfer it managed to catch my attention enough to post about it. Check this out...

Here is what today's USA Today says about the character: With computer-generated imagery techniques similar to those used to create Gollum in The Lord of The Rings, the slippery Surfer, voiced by Doug Jones, "will look somewhere between gun metal and fluid metallics so you can see the body motion, the breathing, the muscle tone, the mood," says Marvel Studios CEO Avi Arad.

I wonder if his groin area remains a flat, Ken doll-esque non-bulge instead of a metallic penis bump. Hmmmm, we'll have to see to find out.