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Sunday, January 21, 2007

WHEN STARS ATTACK

I assume being a nasty bitch can take its toll. Diana Ross is a veritable Halloween hag when she goes without makeup. Don't stare too long people... you just might turn to stone.



Rosanna Arquette looks like she's on her way to a woman's shelter.



Come on people, you know I had to implement Crackney... um Whitney. I hope that's a strawberry.




Britney wasn't having the best of days when paparazzi caught her looking like a mother trucker.



Jennifer Lopez is looking faint without paint. Oddly... she still remains preciosa...




Meth-bloat is a bitch huh? Without all the glitz, Courtney Love reminds me of a bloated lizard that's about to sneeze.



Helen Hunt's stern puss scrunches up like she's been pooping irregular. Give that woman an Ex-Lax.



Without her team of experts, Jessica Simpson looks like a hometown farmgirl from Illinois in a Peoria T-shirt.



I know... I'm going straight to hell for this...



I'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven anywayz...

6 Comments:

Blogger molly said...

AHHH!
way to make me lose faith in the beauty of hollywood.

though, jennifer lopez, OF COURSE, still looked gorgeous.

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Marko said...

Tht was so funny!!!

Ha ha!

10:13 PM  
Blogger M- Filer said...

ditto on j-lo, but Courtney and Diana can go to the back of the line please aaaarrrrggggh!

11:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY LORD! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!! what I really want to know is what type of fucking makeup or possibly- embalming fluid- Diana Ross uses to look the way she would "normally".. Dios Mio, que vista orrible! As much as I loathe her, Jessica Simpson lloks good without makeup...that free yearly supply of proactive really does work!
Te amo bish~ love,
Hipsdon'tlie... lol

10:36 AM  
Blogger WAT said...

Hollywood is truly an illusion. Rare are the ones who look good without the magic of make-up.

Doesn't HD-TV now reveal who truly looks good and who doesn't? Even WITH make-up?

LOL!

7:49 PM  
Blogger M- Filer said...

hey...I missed your HNT! Where are the boys??????

1:18 AM  

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