WHEN STARS ATTACK

I assume being a nasty bitch can take its toll. Diana Ross is a veritable Halloween hag when she goes without makeup. Don't stare too long people... you just might turn to stone.

Rosanna Arquette looks like she's on her way to a woman's shelter.

Come on people, you know I had to implement Crackney... um Whitney. I hope that's a strawberry.

Britney wasn't having the best of days when paparazzi caught her looking like a mother trucker.

Jennifer Lopez is looking faint without paint. Oddly... she still remains preciosa...

Meth-bloat is a bitch huh? Without all the glitz, Courtney Love reminds me of a bloated lizard that's about to sneeze.

Helen Hunt's stern puss scrunches up like she's been pooping irregular. Give that woman an Ex-Lax.



Without her team of experts, Jessica Simpson looks like a hometown farmgirl from Illinois in a Peoria T-shirt.



I know... I'm going straight to hell for this...



I'd rather rule in hell than serve in heaven anywayz...