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Friday, March 02, 2007

FALLING FROM GRACE...

Now and again, paparazzi are fortunate enough to capture Hollywood at their most vulnerable. I personally find these moments intriguing and I look forward to seeing these stars at their most ditzy. Sure, anyone can trip and make a complete fool of themselves, but when there's a cavalcade of photographers capturing ever last moment of their fall from grace, well then, I enjoy it even more...


Tony Danza takes a dip similar to what happened to his daytime television show. Splat!!



Michelle Rodriguez (of Lost fame) almost loses her ass crack as she fumbles while entering her publicists office with her little pooch. Damn girl, you're only supposed to dive for pussy.



Tara Reid's full-time job is dropping like it's hot. This chick can't even stand for more than 3 minutes. Damn booze. Hiccup!



Britney is my wifey. While I may have some competition as to who loves her more (you know who you are) I can't say anything about my Blonde Bish. I love you baby!!



Sienna Miller trips on her red pumps as she recovers from Jude Law's infidelity. That's what happens when you buy shoes at PAYLESS.



Gravity takes a toll on you when you haven't eaten in 2 years. Here, a random, starving model almost shatters her bones while strutting her clavicles down the runway. Damn girl.



Why would they ask a model to sashay across the runway while holding a bucket full of water? Don't they know that models aren't able to do two things at once?



Michael Jackson falls over after his assistant mentioned that his 12:30 lunch date with a 6-year-old boy wasn't able to make it.



Struggling down the red carpet at an awards show, Jamie Foxx suddenly realized that his ego was way to heavy to carry.



Jennifer Aniston almost gets eaten up by an angry escalator as she pretends that she stumbled on purpose. If Ross was there, that would've never happened.

3 Comments:

Blogger This Boy Here said...

THEY WERE "ON A BREAK"

2:35 PM  
Blogger WAT said...

The best funniest God damn line:

"Jamie Foxx suddenly realized that his ego is way to heavy to carry."


MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! Yeah, how true.

5:01 PM  
Blogger molly said...

i wish that elevator had FULLY swallowed j-an. or whatever

ahahaa i swear youre funnier than trent

5:22 PM  

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