ME AND MY JENNIFER LOPEZ

Here my Puerto Rican Princess rocks the BEIGE. I like the way it fits her waist...nice and snug. All that's missing is an obnoxious feather atop her hair...

Here's Miss Thang part-timing as a vicious Ice Queen. "If people don't buy my new fragrance, I'll freeze their sorry asses. And while you're at it, pic up a few Jlo jeans you dirty bitches. Don't mess with my metal wrist bands..."

Here Jenny from the block sits on a ledge contemplating her troubles. I look at her in that dainty purple sweater thing and think..."That goes really nice with those boots..." How gay can I get? [source]