"...MAY I KISS YOUR BELLY BRITNEY?"

Now this particular story had me buckling from laughter. Supposedly, behind the scenes at the Teen Choice Awards, bystanders claim that Jessica Simpson aproached Britney Spears and made some odd conversation by asking Spears if she could kiss her belly. Spears immediately responded with a "no" ultimately insulting Simpson in the process. Now, you have to admit that people tend to welcome themselves to a free touch and poke to poor unsuspecting pregnant women across the globe -- which CAN be rather annoying. So in essence you can't blame the Pop Tart for declining. Jessica was later heard saying... "I'm lucky I didn't ask to kiss her ass..." [source]