KEVIN MAKES AN ASS OUT OF HIMSELF...

Britney Spears took some time off her Doritos munching and thong-wearing gallivants to introduce her mess-of-a-husband to a bunch of pre-teen airheads who don't know any better. Mr. and Mrs. Spears made an appearance at the Teen Choice Awards yesterday and I heard it was rather embarrassing to actually watch this fool jumping around on stage. By fool, I mean the scruffy and retarded Kevin Federline. Like Eminem, but without the talent, this white boy seriously thinks he's got what it takes to be another Off-White Thug. Kevin needs a slew of true friends in his little circle to save him from his own nonsense. A true friend won't hesitate to tell you if you look like an asshole without hair. Airheaded tweens across America were salivating, while everyone sixteen and over collectively vomited. Nuff said. [source]