THE MAVERICK LIFE

TAKE A RIDE INTO THE MIND OF A LATIN MAVERICK WHO ALWAYS GRABS LIFE BY THE HORNS.....

Monday, September 18, 2006

MY WRIST IS KILLIN' ME BITCHES...

MY LINDSO RECENTLY HAD A MYSTERIOUS MISHAP AND INJURED HER WRIST, LEAVING HER WITH A CAST. WHILE I'M NOT CERTAIN AS TO HOW THE INJURY TOOK PLACE, I AM LEFT WITH AN OBSESSIVE OBLIGATION TO FANTASIZE THE POSSIBILITIES:
  • WILL HILARY DUFF BE SPOTTED WITH A BLACK AND BLUE WACK TO THE EYE?
  • WILL LINDSAY'S MOM BE SEEN WITH A LIBIDINOUS, PULSATING LIP?
  • ARE LINDSAY'S BOYFRIEND'S SEXUAL DEMANDS A STRAIN TO HER WRIST?
  • REPEATED TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM FOR INTENSE COKE SESSIONS CAN DAMAGE WRIST LIGAMENTS... I THINK.
  • DON'T WORRY MY LINDSO, YOU CAN FLIP THE BIRD TO THE PAPARAZZI WITH YOUR OTHER HAND.
  • LINDSAY'S USUAL SLAPS TO MY ASS MAY VERY WELL BE THE CULPRIT.

LINDSAY KNOWS VERY WELL THAT I ETERNALLY HAVE HER BACK AND WILL GLADLY POUNCE ANY PAPARAZZI WHO COME WITHIN HER CIRLCE OF COMFORT. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME SISTA. LICK IT. [source]

1 Comments:

Blogger arrozcongandules said...

He's lost some weight from the last video...it must be all the dancing ...lol

9:13 AM  

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