HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

Britney Spears' second baby continues to be something of a mystery. No photos. No official certification that Sutton Pierce is the name. Is it even a boy? Rumor is running rampant as to why all the secrecy and some have even speculated that Britney and Kevin are taking a page right out of the Suri Cruise handbook, with the baby's identity being released in a PR blitz. Some even say that the photos will coincide with the official release of Kevin's new album (icky poo) on October 31st. I couldn't give a damn if Britney's child was a hermaphrodite, just make your comeback already!! I'm patiently awaiting her return to whoredome and frankly, she's running out of time... {pic source}