ASIAN TO ENGRISH TRANSLATIONS...

It's no surprise to my infamous little circle that Asians have a wee-bit of trouble translating their everyday life into the world of English. Some even have problems pronouncing what would othewise be simple words. This is dedicated to my main haggy Dee and her love for everything Asian. Enjoy with perplexing joy... as I did:

Radies and Gentlemen, someting wong hea...
You smonking again?
My MP3 Prayer is better than your MP3 Prayer bitches...
Even if you lose to them, you're still a winner...
As Dee would say in a low, creepy whisper... "seven days..."
None of that cat gravy either...
Sour, creamy Bubble Cum...