FRESH OUT OF THE FEDERAL BUILDING...

Independence Day will arrive a day early for Lil' Kim. After being deemed a model prisoner, rapper Lil' Kim has been granted an early release from prison. According to the Philadelphia Daily News, Kim is scheduled to exit Philadelphia's Federal Detention Center on Monday morning (July 3) between 6 and 10 a.m. I'm tickled with anticipation to witness the massacre that awaits every female rapper circulating on the radio today. Kim, dressed like a resident terrorist from the middle-east, will terrorize all those who oppose. Welcome back Kimmy. [source]