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Thursday, July 06, 2006

LINDSAY TAKES ME TO NEW HEIGHTS...

Lindsay Lohan will be appearing on the cover of the August issue of GQ Magazine. Let it be known that these are some of her best photos yet. God, what would I do without her sauciness?
"Smoking is a dirty habit. It's a dirty habit for a dirty girl..." Such says Lindso as the ashes from her cigarette falls gracefully onto her cleavage. I'm about to pop. In a gay way of course...
This is how every woman should stand. Break out this stance when you're waiting for the bus, when you're washing a dirty stack of dishes, while you're on a massive line at Six Flags or even when you don't have a seat on the Subway. It's hot.
OMG, what's happening to me. I'm actually getting aroused. Lindsay, wearing one of the hottest bras I've ever seen (notice the little lace strings that hang elegantly) just gave me a homosexual boner...
"Drama sells and nobody wants to watch Miss Perfect..." That's right bish, you tell them. Nobody likes a goody goody...so all you cookie-cutter, fluffy, boring-ass Hollywood starlets take note. [source]

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