PARIS WILL SNUFF THE SHIZZNIT OUT OF YOU

Paris Filthon is releasing an album. Nothing but tea and honey for Miss Hilton from now on, as her eighth-octave will have to be pampered and stroked. Looking quite metallic and glossy, I wonder if she has pores. I also wonder if she poops like the rest of us. You know, the whole squat and push. I just don't see it. Poop wonderment aside, Mariah and Whitney better be prepared for the vocaloid assault that is Paris. [source]