AND FOR SOME IMPORTANT NEWS...

Kim Jong II, North Korea's President, has me sick to my stomach. Seeing his ugly mug plastered all over the television, including my morning paper has gotten ridiculous. This man, who has no value for human life, insists on playing war games with the U.S. and the rest of the world. His cocky attitude and egotistic reasoning behind nuclear missile testing has reached an eerie climax -- further sending me bolting to my toilet for a spew or two. Is anyone else crapping their pants? Here's some information explaining this matter as we take a break from my usual insignificant Hollywood ramblings...

Here is a wicked little global diagram that shows the range of these ghastly missiles. It's difficult to see from this picture, but the outer ring (the Taepo Dong 2 range) comes close to the West Coast of the United States... if not overlapping it. Run for your life Lindsay my love! We can't afford to lose you!

Seen here is a drawing of what the actual nuclear missiles look like along with their corresponding names. Pay close attention folks. Just one of these missiles, even the less potent ones, can do such apocalyptic damage that 9/11 would seem miniscule. The Taepo Dong 2 (as phallic as it may look) has the farthest long-range capability -- reaching as far as California for example. Hollywood gossip (how ironic) doesn't seem so interesting now huh? When it strikes, don't forget to stop, drop and roll bitches. Let us pray... [source]