FROM BACK FAT TO FOXY HOOKER...

Janet Jackson will be on the cover of an upcoming issue of SMUT... I mean FHM magazine. Looking sassy with her nipple covered in white cloth, it's a wonder how this lady was carrying massive back-fat and a double chin last season. Congratz Miss Nasty.

Here, Janet displays how little newborn babies are born, albeit a bit overdressed for birth. Sporting what looks like a Christmas ornament on her belly, the gloved-one's lil' sis is feverishly working on selling some albums. The little engine that could... if I may say so myself.

Now... was that the boob that made it's debut appearance at the Super Bowl not too long ago? "Quite Possibly..." says the other boob. Covered breast or no covered breast, I think Janet deserves her props for getting back into remarkable shape so efficiently...

Yeah, it's obvious that Miss Jackson has more sexual experience now. Her Rhythm Nation days had her buttoned up to her neck as she frolicked around resembling a Black Panther/Service Woman. From Heifer to Ho, Janet takes a page out of the Marilyn Monroe handbook. [source]