A STRONG WIND BLOWS...

TUPLANK!!! For those who don't understand what I just wrote, it's Puerto Rican for "almost killing yourself/falling on your ass." Shout out to Aury for that magnificant word. Love ya bish!!

Someone must've been whispering near Nicole Richie, because homegirl almost went down. I love how Brody Jenner is just ignoring her ass. I'm sure she broke a bone or three...

Regaining her composure, Nicole realizes how extremely close she came to chipping her teeth on the hard brick below. Just imagine how chipping her chicklets could've affected her eating habbits. Not being able to chew properly would narrow her meals down to honey and water -- no more celery!! [source]