BEYONCE SPORTS HER NEW LOOK

Why not test run your new and scrumtrulescant look with a good old fashioned over the shoulder smoulder. Her blinged-out gold earrings and her slicked-out cropped hair go well with her ASS... ASS PEOPLE...TO HELL WITH THE HAIR. I CARE ABOUT HER ASS.

Looking luminous and resplendent, Miss Knowles (a.k.a. Jay's bitch) shows off her new look, almost displaying relief that she no longer has to lug the extra weave poundage. Air to the scalp is refreshing and healthy. You don't want to develop a moldy noggin now do you?

Now that Beyonce is 10 pounds lighter due to the shedding of her mane, she now has the well-deserved makeshift right to devour that tasty sandwich in front of her in celebration. Without a doubt, Beyonce goes well with the chop off. Now if only she'll do something about her intrusive and meddling mother. Give her the 'ole sleeping pill I say. [source]