SOLVING AN ON-GOING PROBLEM...
In previous posts, I've written about my hag and close friends (yes... my Sara and Aury) who I can clearly say don't have much luck traveling on the NYC Subway System. Now, I'm never one to single out any ethnic group for a quick laugh or racist remark, but we collectively and repeatedly stumble upon Asians who (for lack of a sensible reason) are on a mission to destroy any potential for a comfortable train ride to our employ. This little contraption is an invention that should be practiced on those who descend from the Ming Dynasty and beyond. With this handy little device, no longer will you be forced to elbow and kick your way back to your comfort zone. Personal space has never been more refreshing as these incessant "leaners and stinkers" remain lodged and grounded in their own area. And to think... Aury will no longer find it necessary to drop kick the offenders -- Denise can take a well-rested break from swatting and right-hooking the yellow wonders -- and Sara won't deem it necessary to bury herself in a novel to block out the little Asian men who smell like Rah-men Noodle Soup...etched by Eddie | 9:27 AM
1 Comments:
Love this post and wanted to comment on the picture. There is "one ting wong", with that picture and that is, that the plunger is in the wrong spot. It should actually be sucking the FACE of the orange bagger, thereby making it a more effective tool against any comecaca who decides that the foul smell eminating from their mouths is attractive and normal. For those who fall asleep on the train and pollute our air with foul smelling breath- we will no longer fear you!!!! the plunger shall act as the tampon we wish we could shove in your mouths as you breath, slowly killing the rest of us who share the same air as you.
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