IT'S MY PREROGATIVE TO DUMP YO ASS...

Either it's been the most incoherent marriage ever or the most gelastic humdinger to date. Whitney and Bobby have finally split up. I recently saw a photo of her taken over the weekend and to my relief, she's gained weight. Her eyes seemed unclouded and luminous -- looking better than she has in years. Now, I could've easily posted the picture I indicated above, but I'd much rather reminisce about the good times: Whitney in all her cracked-out glory. Amercia, your songbird has finally returned. We can all exhale now as she is officially off my skank list. Shoop. [source]