GAEL GARCIA BERNAL SUPPORTS THE HOMOS

Actor Gael Garcia Bernal joined other Mexican celebrities Tuesday to voice support for Mexico City's new law legalizing gay civil unions. Garcia Bernal, actor Diego Luna and director Alfonso Cuaron were among 51 people who published a half-page open letter in local newspapers supporting the law passed this month by local lawmakers.

If people across this God-forsaken world had half-a-heart, then they would find this whole issue of gay marriage ridiculous, just like Gael. I personally couldn't care less about those who oppose it regardless. I'm too busy imagining my penis between Gael's ass-cheeks. Luscious.