RANDOM THOUGHTS...

So people have jumped on the bandwagon that is Britney Bashing. They've even had the fucking vulgar temerity to call her "tubby" and "plump" after her performance on the VMA's. $20 dollar bet 90% of those who even driveled those words are fat, enormous bitches themselves -- projecting their very own blob onto innocent, troubled Britzo. I love her. I hate them.

And may I make special mention to this Iranian President (I can't even begin to comprehend how to pronounce Satan's pseudo-name) who actually makes me chuckle when I witness his BOMB THROWING, ILL-FITTING SUIT WEARING sarcasm and mockery of everything that is AMERICA. Allz I need is a 45 and a shovel. Bring it.

Even more random...

• Those pictures of Nicole Richie frolicking on the beach (pregnant) have given me nightmares...
  

• I finally met Sara Love's wicked and delicious sister Theresa. HAG ALERT!! Nuff said.

• I trip at the thought of all the love and attention I receive from everyone at work. I'm the bomb. Don't hate.
  

• My nephew has been playing that Playstation 2 video game... Guitar Heroes 2, and all I can mutter is... musical genius. Sure, it's an electric video game guitar peripheral, but to us it's a genuine GIBSON. Bow down to the ROCK STARS BITCHES...

• Halloween is coming and all who are horror movie fans know very well that October means HORROR MOVIE MONTH. I crave everything that is macabre and cannot wait to dive head-first into a spine-chilling frenzy. Evil Dead anyone?

• Ahhh... I'm glad to be back. Lurve you all. Besos.