BIOS OF MY PEEPS AT THE GUILD...
I’ve wanted to create somewhat of a bio on my closest friends at my job (The Guild for Exceptional Children) and have finally compiled a list of coworkers whom are worth blogging about. I’ve been apprehensive about doing this in the past because I didn’t want to be accused of favoritism or bias towards anyone. Needless to say I decided on posting it regardless of the backlash I may receive when I get my ass back to work. I leave you with an additional note informing those mentioned that I chose names in random and posted them in that order. 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th, it doesn’t matter... the order in which I mention my peeps is completely at random. Here goes:
Have you ever been obsessed with someone to the point of pure exhaustion? Have you ever found yourself dreaming of a person and when you wake up, you’re utterly crushed at the realization that they are no longer near you because you’re now awake? Have you ever skipped meals because your stomach has done a complete 180 and ceased to function properly due to your consumed thoughts about a special someone? This is what I’m currently facing and it’s rather baffling to be experiencing it all at once. You’ve got me hypnotized Bella and I’m at your command. Bow down and lick your toes? Yes please…
Young at age but sincere at heart, Tiffany makes me want to regress and take a trip back to my carefree, youthful days. Her bubbly, exuberant personality is the reasoning behind my incessant texting, as I’ve never texted as much prior to this. Many of my coworkers probably aren’t aware of this, but Tiffany is a gamer. By gamer, I mean a trouncing, thumb-pounding gamer for only the elite of the bunch. Pushing the PS3 onto me like a pimp pushing tricks, Tiffany is insisting that I’m missing out if I choose to not purchase this $36,000 machine. I have to pay my rent, so Xbox it is... YO. Regardless of our video game battle, she knows how to make me laugh and constantly reminds me that not everything has to be ripped apart and analyzed for a better understanding. She reminds me to keep it simple. Thank you for that Tiffany love…
Oh where oh where does this homo begin? Irene is the Platinum Standard of what it means to be a coveted FAGHAG. Although Denise is my numero uno, Irene has poked and prodded her way amongst my fabulously vetted she-servants. Beyond a Type-A personality, Irene is giant in stature and equal in grace as her personality spares no expense in our social circle. When I hear Miss Thang coming down the steps towards my direction (and trust me, you can hear her), I feel a sudden tickle in my funny bone. Sex between her and I have to be prohibited because the world would otherwise implode. I owe my sanity to Irene for without her presence at the Guild, who then would press their breasts ever so gently into my face? I dread the thought…
Darcy
A honky-tonk soul to the core, Darcy is a blond, curly-haired country girl with a mean stomp to her cowgirl boots. At first glance, Darcy looks like an innocent homebody who wears her humbled heart on her sleeve, but in reality, she has the ability to verbally jab you or better yet, simply ignore you, all the while lacing the attack with an innocent smile to leave you utterly confused and exhaustively spent. A wonderful teacher and insatiable spark-plug, Darcy remains an enigma wrapped in a riddle…
My Nubian Queen and irreverent lobby eye-candy, Natasha is not your ordinary teacher. Resembling the look of a younger Mary J. Blige coupled with the walk of Naomi Campbell; this school teacher is the definition of class and is an astute professional from head to toe. Mike, our custodian at the Guild, could be mistaken for a clansman yet he himself is enraptured by her regal persona…
This budding actor manages to hold down a full time position as a teacher while also managing to stay focused as a father and husband. During his off hours, you can find him in front of the camera doing bit parts in your latest films. Josh certainly lives life to its fullest and shares the same sarcastic, sadistic humor as me. Josh is currently filming a Martin Scorcese period film taking place in the 1920's. I wonder where all his hard work will take him in the world of film. I wish him the best in what he does as I look up to him as if he were my older brother…
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