TAKE A RIDE INTO THE MIND OF A LATIN MAVERICK WHO ALWAYS GRABS LIFE BY THE HORNS.....
I won't bore anyone with ego or rambling bullshit, so I'll keep it simple and sweet. I enjoy a circle of close friends whom have no complaints about my companionship and looks. I don't mistake my confidence for conceit, as I have plenty of knowledge to know the difference between the two. Respect me and I'll respect you -- you dirty bitches.
The Society of Manners said it's rude to point Mr. Can...
There's a 13 drink minimum...
When you're stinky from the Leukorrhoea...
Reading this... I suddenly have many GUESTIONS...
She was TASTEY...
Quick... grab a towel...
I'm personally booking the HORROR special...
The last time I ordered the chicken, it was also unruly...
I'd rather have some Devil with my chocolate...etched by Eddie | 2:29 PM
3 Comments:
The Szechwan Bean Curd later leaves you with a mean turd!
Love these! I needed a good laugh
xo
That INSIDE CLEANER is hands down the weirdest shit Ive ever seen! I was equal parts amused and horrified! You are a comic genius! whats with the AGENT WANTED?LMAO
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