SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER REVISITED...

Taking a page out of the closeted fag handbook (I had 21 years experience) John Travolta remains on the "Down Low" despite being white. Rumor has been circulating for some time now as to whether or not Travolta likes pipi or tooty, but as this pic illustrates... he likes tall, blonde pipi. John was later seen inserting his Jumbo Jet into the blonde's airplane hangar. [source]