HORROR MOVIES AND MY HAGGY...

My hag and I have this unusual relationship when it comes to movies that are of the horror or macabre type. When it's time to sit down and feast on forensic horror and scary cinema, I prefer to set the mood by turning off a light or two for shits and giggles. Denise on the other hand, enjoys giving Con Ed a power surge of magnanimous proportions as she turns on all the light switches in every room to ensure her safety from the spine-chilling dolls that are determined to attack her. Denise believes that if there IS in fact an uninvited spectral being or random demon doll -- like roaches they'll scatter and go away. I just pray that while we're engaged in full-on horror with our eyes glued to the tube, that some random noise or a slight brush on her leg from a couch full of pillows won't have her in full stampede mode towards her front door. This bish WILL clothes-line me, or better yet attempt a fierce hurdle over my ass as she attempts to run to safety. It's just not safe people. Here's to THE GRUDGE, SAW, ROSEMARY'S BABY, THE EXORCIST, AUDREY ROSE and the soon-to-be-seen SILENT HILL. Bruises to the neck, face, chest and back included... [source]