KEVIN FEDERLINE = VANILLA ICE YO

Ladies and Gentlemen... I introduce to you one of the most perplexing phenomenons to date. Kevin Federline released his new single and video: Lose Control. What can I say? This guy is a magnet for criticism and continues to make an ass out of himself. It's funny though -- I found myself bopping to the hot beat, feeling utterly nauseous at the fact that he's fucking up the whole track. The song had potential, but lyrics like this make me want to curl up underneath the nearest rock in embarrassment for HIM. I can see Britney doing the wop to this...