HOLLYWOOD EATS TOO YOU KNOW...
Kelly Clarkson practices her full-blown deep throat in preparation for her next boyfriend. Slurp it bitch...
Now why the frick would we want to see this bish in pictures, much less eating? Desperate paparazzi...
Diane Sawyer opens her trap wide enough to keep a Basketball Player satisfied. Diane likes them dark you know...
Kelis is tearing up that chicken like she would tear up a vagina. I'm convinced she's a big 'ole dyke on a ninja bike. Nas is blind. One question... where's your milkshake Kelis?
It's been said that Nicole Richie only eats on the 17th of every month, and yes folks, this picture was taken on the 17th of this month...
Michael Clark Duncan eats his luscious salad in the attempt to eat healthy. He also eats small babies...etched by Eddie | 9:55 PM
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Look at Paris. She's all, "Even though I'm a jail-house crack whore who gets released from prison for my horrible 'panic attacks' (even though, hello, people with AIDS are in jail and don't get let out) and they totally made me TAKE OUT MY COLORED CONTACTS, oh, the humanity, like who has BROWN EYES in 2007, why don't they just RIP OUT MY SPINAL CORD or whatever that thing in my back is called which I need in order to breathe or live or whatever...yeah, even in spite of all that, I can still enjoy a hearty meal. See? Food goes on fork, food goes in mouth. Chew. Chew. Chew. When are the F-*&$#@*&$*@)(*# paparazzi going to leave so I can spit this out?"
NOT HOT! Yuk.
yeahh man you seem like a great concert-buddy!
where do you live anyway? when i take a road trip around the US, ill have to stop by for a visit!
hilarious post, AS USUAL!
Oh, Eddie. You are seriously my favorite person. Ever. I love your posts.
Avec Amour,
Moi!
That first pic is giving me ideas...
...can I slurp you down?
Open wide bitches!
Foodgasims anyone?
xoxo
hahahahahahah. ooh, oh dear, I almost had a fit when I read what you said about michael clark duncan, but then I realised my parents would storm into my room and make me go to bed so I decided instead to just have a small fit. A really quiet one.
wow, do people really need to stick their tongues half way down their necks to get food in their bellies? it's just not nice to see
I love eating, but watching these fools go at it is just gross! Nicole would have to be eating salad! A CHEESEBURGER SISTA! PLEASE!
OMG, I think I'm gonna vom. Where did u find all these? I think my worst nightmare is to be photographed eating. (In fact, me getting fed a huge bite of cake at the wedding?--NOT a highlight for me! haha)
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