IT'S A MAN BABY...

I've always been a little intimidated and perplexed by the Williams sisters. While Venus is truly hard to look at, what with her mono-brow and scary braids to boot, it's Serena that has me questioning everything that's conventional about a woman's body. While tennis is without a doubt a grueling, physical sport that can surely tone your body, Serena on the other hand must be sipping some STEROID COLA because this chick looks like a fucking MAN. Is she really a man? What is going on here? I'm sure she has a MANGINA folks. Take a look for yourself.. .

Here, Serena keeps busy applying the suntan lotion (what for?) whilst her MAN-BOOB slowly creeps out from down below her MANKINI. It's a man baby...

Why is Serena gay? I'll tell you why. Serena's gay because that's what you call two men who frolic in the beach water together. It's a man baby...

Okay, although I'm convinced it's a man, I do feel somewhat thrown off with this clear shot of Serena's gargantuan ass. Sure, there are plenty of dudes with chunky posteriors, but this takes the TRANNY CAKE. Even I almost got a woody, and that scares the shizz out of me. It's a man baby...