HEINOUS EXTREMITIES...
Heinous Hands
Jenna Jameson's hand has eerily elongated from those countless handjobs.
Nicole Richie's ZOMBIE CLUTCH.
This is how Star Jones gripped her steak before ravaging it with her incisors.Heinous Noses
Never mind his PYRAMID-SHAPED nostrils... look at his FLORESCENT skin!! (Time to Vomit)
Adrien Brody's honker can smell a LIE from a mile away.
Owen Wilson's shnozz... from Kate Hudson's point of view...Heinous Feet
Angela Basset's HOUND DOGS are hurtin'.
Katie Holmes' toes are afraid of the concrete like I'm afraid of CLOWNS.etched by Eddie | 11:44 PM
12 Comments:
OMFG! It's about time, I was getting the shakes! You forgot to add Oprah's feet too, it appears, if the gossip sites are true, (Which, I know they are...) that Oprah has an extra toe. Check that shit out!
And, it's about time that I'm turning you! Get a passport and come on out here. We'll spoon and talk dirty Spanish to eachother.
Love ya!!!
Bom Chicka Bowwow...
i always notice people's hands and feet! it's a real problem i have
my god, you're brilliant. how do you come up with this shit! Loved the hand pics, and I can't believe you can get into porn with nasty skeletor fingers like that--actually, of course I can believe it! hah.
Crazy Eddy, you just made my day.
ps-just looked up Oprah's 6th toe. is that shit for real? she's a mutant!
I bet Tom told Katie if she touched the ground the Scientologists were coming to take away her Professional Celebrity Beard License and she would have to go back to being known only for her insatiable perkiness and zero acting ability.
And as for Wacko Jacko...what can I say? It's all been said before, darling, but you put a lovely twist on it with your fabulous snark.
Yo, where's my ring?
<3
EW! UGH! SO GROSS!
Jacko up close is even more frightening! I had no idea he could get scarier! Owen Wilson is just creepy period.
And look at those feet! LOOK AT DEM FEET! ¡ASCO MALDITO!
Gargoyles !!....I see Gargoyles!!
ahhh owen wilson was so goodlooking until that closeup of his nose
oh well
ill always have you
Boobie: I heard that shizz about Oprah too. Let's just hope it's not, because with this woman's enormous bank account, she can afford some much needed plastic surgery. I'll spoon you while spouting naughty sonnets into your ear.
Maya: Hands and feet tell a lot about someone. The shape, upkeep... it tells tons. I'm proud of my feet and hands. Love your profile pic by the way.
Alexgirl: Glad you enjoyed the madness girl. I live for that shizz. Jenna's hands troubled me so.
Emma: The ring is being imported straight from Zirconia. It's a little island off of the Bermuda Triangle and their jewelry is quite amazing. Seriously though, let's do this.
WAT: "Asco maldito" had me rollin'. Thanx for that pa. Lurve your Spanish. I'm almost hard now.
Christopher: I saw Gargoyles, Wombats and Vampires. Those pics were terribly hard to post.
Molly: Owen has nose probs. Just try and imagine a female actress trying to get away with a nose like his? It's just not going to happen. Owen looks like he ran into a wall and yet he still gets countless roles in movies. Go figure.
you crack me up. I can't believe you saw New York Minute. And you're so right about the guns. MK and Ashley would never be strong enough to lift an oozie. Puh-thetic. They totally look like they're playing dress up. lol.
HEY
adrian brody is one hot mama, dont diss the nose that knows.
that was a HORRIBLE pun, I'm sorry you had to witness that.
mmm, michael jackson's nose close up is just what i need to see before I hit the sack... *shudder*
ehyy thanks
when i make it to new york well be pals and listen to amerie together
Dude- that was SUCH a funny post. you had me laughing hard. nice commentary for sure. stop by and say hi sometime
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