THE MAVERICK LIFE

TAKE A RIDE INTO THE MIND OF A LATIN MAVERICK WHO ALWAYS GRABS LIFE BY THE HORNS.....

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

YOU CAN DO IT MARIO...

Mario, Mario, Mario. When are you going to admit it? When are you going to come to terms and embrace your love for cock? You know you want to spoon that hot Latino mutha effa who keeps calling your cell. Why don't you pick up your Goddam phone yo? It's ME calling you... bitch.


As a Puerto Rican homo, I feel that you are seriously wasting valuable time denying your sexuality when you can set yourself free and enjoy the "fruits" of gay life. Imagine the endless nights lying by my side in mid-June, lightly glistening in the warm summer heat. Imagine how I can lay you on your stomach and run a cube of ice down the small of your back as you gaze deep into your fellow Latin lover's eyes. We're a match made in heaven you know... just as long as This Boy Here allows my one night of meaningless lust with Mario...

5 Comments:

Blogger E said...

"Yeah, why don't you pick up your Goddam phone yo? It's me calling you bitch." somehow, i'm imagining hearing you say that. but i've never heard you speak. weird.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Emma said...

shit, he is simply delicious.
lightly glistening in the warm summer heat?
good lord, crazy eddie, you sure know how to turn a phrase. mmm.

8:53 PM  
Blogger molly said...

i cant wait til we live in a universe where people DONT CARE about hiding their sexuality

anyway thank you very much! 'a page from the sixties' is pretty much the best compliment ever!

12:02 AM  
Blogger dusk&summer said...

you're hilarious lol he should come out.

3:27 PM  
Blogger alexgirl said...

Dizzamn. It's gettin hot in herrre.

3:54 PM  

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