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Thursday, May 03, 2007

JAPANESE TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS...

It's that time again. A time where we collectively explore and dissect everything that is odd about Asian culture and the rugged process of Japanese to Engrish translations. As you may know, my haggy and I have a special disdain for everything yellow (me racist?) and suffice it to say, this little collection of Asian madness would be the icing on the um... yellow cake. Love it.


I wonder if they take turns...


Cool... something to match my pork-rind futon...


I have no room for little cock among my circle of friends...


My... what a pretty collon you have...


Who doesn't like a tight pack. Virginal freshness I say...


Bubblegum for the mentally impaired...


You can also discard your Puper and Wruppers here...

14 Comments:

Blogger The Boob Lady said...

BWAHAHAHAH. I just laughed out loud for these! Thank you Eddie!

9:40 PM  
Blogger Emma said...

little cock. sounds delicious.
oh dear, i'm naughty.
pork-rind futon? let me just take a moment to soak in that mental image and smile to myself.

10:32 PM  
Blogger WAT said...

Trush! My fav! Wonder what Yoko Ono would say?

Where do you come up with your fantastic hilarious insanity?

12:42 PM  
Blogger M- Filer said...

No one can accuse you of being politically correct; aif you had a radio talk show, I think you might get fired. How about this for a new by-line:
"Racism-- The New Sexy"

by the way, I love pillow beef, if ya know what I mean.

2:50 AM  
Blogger E said...

hhahhahahahaha fuck this entry is hilarious. trush. bubblegum for the mentally impaired. thanks for the laugh :)

2:56 AM  
Blogger Emma said...

I'm thinking you and I will meet on a bridge somewhere soon for the wedding. We will wear stunning attire and the ringbearer will be a tasty shirtless Puerto Rican gentleman...perhaps we should have 2 ringbearers, one for each of us.
I think Molly, Alex Richards and Boob Lady should be the bridesmaids.
Perhaps Mario Lopez should officiate the wedding?

7:55 PM  
Blogger The Boob Lady said...

Bridesmaid? Hellz no! I'm gonna be the bride! I'm an honorary Hag now, no?

xxo

10:40 PM  
Blogger maya said...

that is hilarious. im linking you
congratulations for the wedding by the way. can i be a bridesmaid?

11:22 AM  
Blogger the lipstick lady said...

wedding? everyone's talking about a wedding but I can't find the wedding!! maybe it's fictional, maybe I'm crazy (ok, that's not a maybe that's kind of a... yes i am crazy), but seeing as my brain has had a momentary spaz, I'll just get back to eating my pillow beef and cry into my pillow. beef.

...

1:00 PM  
Blogger molly said...

i best be the maid of honour or im making a scene at the reception

8:06 PM  
Blogger Emma said...

I changed my mind, I think the entire blogging community- Crazy Eddie, me, Boob Lady, Molly, Alex Richards, WAT, Lipstick Lady, Maya etc. should ALL GET MARRIED in a huge enormous double-triple-quadruple wedding, with shiny rent boys for all.
AMEN.

9:41 PM  
Blogger alexgirl said...

How come that stuff NEVER gets old!? The Japanese continue to amuse me. I especially like Wonder BJ and the guy in the Davey Crockett hat!

And I'm SO there for the big wedding. There's gotta be a way to turn this into a reality show, right?
Oh, and maybe we could get some crazy japanese reporters to follow the whole event and heinously misname everything. (Pillow Beef--I love it!)

11:19 AM  
Blogger The Boob Lady said...

I'm in. Sign me up.

9:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YO THESE CAPTIONS ARE HYSTERICAL! OMG EDDIE... AS ALWAYS, I WET MY PANTS... LOL

KEEP EM COMING SEXY MAN!

11:00 AM  

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