JAPANESE TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS...
It's that time again. A time where we collectively explore and dissect everything that is odd about Asian culture and the rugged process of Japanese to Engrish translations. As you may know, my haggy and I have a special disdain for everything yellow (me racist?) and suffice it to say, this little collection of Asian madness would be the icing on the um... yellow cake. Love it.
I wonder if they take turns...
Cool... something to match my pork-rind futon...
I have no room for little cock among my circle of friends...
My... what a pretty collon you have...
Who doesn't like a tight pack. Virginal freshness I say...
Bubblegum for the mentally impaired...
You can also discard your Puper and Wruppers here...etched by Eddie | 5:02 PM
14 Comments:
BWAHAHAHAH. I just laughed out loud for these! Thank you Eddie!
little cock. sounds delicious.
oh dear, i'm naughty.
pork-rind futon? let me just take a moment to soak in that mental image and smile to myself.
Trush! My fav! Wonder what Yoko Ono would say?
Where do you come up with your fantastic hilarious insanity?
No one can accuse you of being politically correct; aif you had a radio talk show, I think you might get fired. How about this for a new by-line:
"Racism-- The New Sexy"
by the way, I love pillow beef, if ya know what I mean.
hhahhahahahaha fuck this entry is hilarious. trush. bubblegum for the mentally impaired. thanks for the laugh :)
I'm thinking you and I will meet on a bridge somewhere soon for the wedding. We will wear stunning attire and the ringbearer will be a tasty shirtless Puerto Rican gentleman...perhaps we should have 2 ringbearers, one for each of us.
I think Molly, Alex Richards and Boob Lady should be the bridesmaids.
Perhaps Mario Lopez should officiate the wedding?
Bridesmaid? Hellz no! I'm gonna be the bride! I'm an honorary Hag now, no?
xxo
that is hilarious. im linking you
congratulations for the wedding by the way. can i be a bridesmaid?
wedding? everyone's talking about a wedding but I can't find the wedding!! maybe it's fictional, maybe I'm crazy (ok, that's not a maybe that's kind of a... yes i am crazy), but seeing as my brain has had a momentary spaz, I'll just get back to eating my pillow beef and cry into my pillow. beef.
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i best be the maid of honour or im making a scene at the reception
I changed my mind, I think the entire blogging community- Crazy Eddie, me, Boob Lady, Molly, Alex Richards, WAT, Lipstick Lady, Maya etc. should ALL GET MARRIED in a huge enormous double-triple-quadruple wedding, with shiny rent boys for all.
AMEN.
How come that stuff NEVER gets old!? The Japanese continue to amuse me. I especially like Wonder BJ and the guy in the Davey Crockett hat!
And I'm SO there for the big wedding. There's gotta be a way to turn this into a reality show, right?
Oh, and maybe we could get some crazy japanese reporters to follow the whole event and heinously misname everything. (Pillow Beef--I love it!)
I'm in. Sign me up.
YO THESE CAPTIONS ARE HYSTERICAL! OMG EDDIE... AS ALWAYS, I WET MY PANTS... LOL
KEEP EM COMING SEXY MAN!
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