THE MAVERICK LIFE

TAKE A RIDE INTO THE MIND OF A LATIN MAVERICK WHO ALWAYS GRABS LIFE BY THE HORNS.....

Monday, September 24, 2007

RANDOM THOUGHTS...

So people have jumped on the bandwagon that is Britney Bashing. They've even had the fucking vulgar temerity to call her "tubby" and "plump" after her performance on the VMA's. $20 dollar bet 90% of those who even driveled those words are fat, enormous bitches themselves -- projecting their very own blob onto innocent, troubled Britzo. I love her. I hate them.

And may I make special mention to this Iranian President (I can't even begin to comprehend how to pronounce Satan's pseudo-name) who actually makes me chuckle when I witness his BOMB THROWING, ILL-FITTING SUIT WEARING sarcasm and mockery of everything that is AMERICA. Allz I need is a 45 and a shovel. Bring it.


Even more random...

  • Those pictures of Nicole Richie frolicking on the beach (pregnant) have given me nightmares...

  • I finally met Sara Love's wicked and delicious sister Theresa. HAG ALERT!! Nuff said.

  • I trip at the thought of all the love and attention I receive from everyone at work. I'm the bomb. Don't hate.

  • My nephew has been playing that Playstation 2 video game... Guitar Heroes 2, and all I can mutter is... musical genius. Sure, it's an electric video game guitar peripheral, but to us it's a genuine GIBSON. Bow down to the ROCK STARS BITCHES...

  • Halloween is coming and all who are horror movie fans know very well that October means HORROR MOVIE MONTH. I crave everything that is macabre and cannot wait to dive head-first into a spine-chilling frenzy. Evil Dead anyone?

  • Ahhh... I'm glad to be back. Lurve you all. Besos.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

OH MOMMA... WHERE AM I?

Hey bitches. Yes I've been gone. I've been gone for quite some time. I've missed each and every one of you and am happy to announce that the Latino Lover of all lovers is BACK.

Not diving too deep into the blah blah blunder that is the passed month or so, I must say that my vanishing off the face of blogger has been oddly relaxing. For a while there, I found that I was depending too heavily on the notion that every frickin' thought that graced my mind had to be jotted down for everyone to read. Little events and tragic mishaps just spilled out for everyone to drink. Limits Eddie, limits...

Casually blogging (due to my erratic and unstable life) is my new motto. Expect some more madness as I begin to cure the world of your average, mundane blogger-rhetoric.

For those who've stuck around and maintained their loyalty while I was gone -- I lurve you and only pray that you'd get a life. OMG. I'm just kidding. Please don't leave...

Besos para siempre...

Crazy Eddie
a.k.a -------->Latin Lova