A die-hard Madonna fan until my ultimate demise, my love for this woman shall never falter. I adore everything she stands for and have multiple orgasms
every time I listen to her music.
Ahh... Bedtime Stories.
All you loyal Madonna fans fully understand how hot this particular album was. While others clamored towards her more poppy shizz, I gravitated towards some of the R&B-type tracks on this album. Bedtime Stories (the track) was the icing on the cake.
Only Madonna can sit on a red chair with leg fully cocked and look good. With flexibility
like that, it's know wonder why Guy Richie
hasn't parted ways with her Madgesty. I love you Madonna, I love you like I love hot Latin man-ass.
Remember her Papa Don't Preach
days? While it wasn't my favorite era regarding her fashion choices, you have to admit that she looks effing beautiful here. Years younger and with eyes the size of saucers, Madonna had me bouncing to her beatz like a homo on pink roller skates.
Responding to my advances, Madonna suddenly blushes
and begins to pant in my presence. At this moment... she becomes mine. That's right bitch.
Do you know of a 48-year-old woman who looks this good? I'm afraid not. Don't hate bitches, CONGRATULATE.