THE MAVERICK LIFE
TAKE A RIDE INTO THE MIND OF A LATIN MAVERICK WHO ALWAYS GRABS LIFE BY THE HORNS.....
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
MY HOHAN IS BACK...
I love her. I love her like I love men. Lindsay Lohan has captured my attention and those who have read this blog before surely understands the magnitude of my gay crush for this woman/girl. Hohan is a hot mess, a hot mess that awakens the inner heterosexual buried deep within my spleen. Lindsay Lohan is fresh out of rehab and is ready to get back to business again. Move over whores (except for Britney) she's back...
Saturday, March 24, 2007
ESCAPE DENISE... I MEAN ESCAPE THE ROOM
Friday, March 23, 2007
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO BISH?
Thursday, March 22, 2007
GOD BLESS IT'S LITTLE ETHNIC SOUL...
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
CORKY WOULD BE PROUD...
Saturday, March 17, 2007
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN PEEPS: HUNKS 4 U
Some guys just have that skin tone (ahem... Mike) that's a perfect match for lube and oils. My type completely...
Ain't nothing wrong with making some extra cash. Heck, once I go to the tanning salon, I'm considering shaking some of my Latino ass... you know, for that Rolex.
He's not a runway model (barf), he's not some California surfer punk, and he's definitely no sissy... but this mutha makes me want to tussle with a brotha.
Okay, he's a little male model-ish, but his lips and eyes made me consider licking the screen for a hot minute.
This guy looks like he just completed 204 sit-ups. His veiny abdomen was quite disturbing at first, but then I got horny and forgot everything.
A little chin hair never hurt anyone. In fact, I myself sport a goatee on the regular. A freshly shaven face is hot, but a stubly one is hotter.
This dude looks like he's contemplating what he's going to do once he gets me into the bedroom. Actually, what I'm capable of doing to him is the real mystery.
And last but definitely not least is the hottest one of them all. In my opinion, this guy represents what I find attractive in a guy. Well, at least that's my superficial side. I swear I'm not shallow.
That's all I have for now my loyal, slightly crazed readers. Hope you enjoyed this installment of HUNKS. Sooner than later you'll have a new batch of guys to grace your eyes upon. Ladies, you know you love them in the same capacity as us gay guys, only you keep it all inside. Troubled souls... lol.
Friday, March 16, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
WHY SUCH ANGER AND HOSTILITY PACE?
I guarantee that those who responded and agreed are from the mid-western red states. It's no surprise that it's human nature to dog and ridicule something that's inherently intriguing; or in fact touches on something that may be buried deep inside their very own corrupted souls.
It's so pathetic how people find it comforting to place quick judgement on something they can't even begin to fully understand. How can they have a stance on something (anything) this profound when their IQ mirrors their age?
Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered people are the real heroes. It takes more temerity to come out and be 100% true to who you are than it does to serve in Iraq. Many troops run amok with their guns a blazin' during the day, while at night they unmask and submit to moonlit covorting and heavy petting among fellow, horny bunking buddies. Fucking hypocrites.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
I WONDER WHO'S THE TOP?
300: DID YOU KNOW?
SOME STARS ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY
" I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading."
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
HASTA LA VISTA BABY...
Edward Furlong is beginning a new Hollywood trend folks. While everyone's concentrating on rehab and getting well, Ed smokes away while sporting his sexy Meth Bloat.
Second hand smoke has no effect whatsoever on babies. Babies are born with a sturdy set of iron lungs that repel all types of air pollution.
MADONNA WILL APPEAR ON NIP/TUCK...
A show source said: “Everybody ends up taking their clothes off and usually have sex with Julian McMahon's character Dr Christian Troy. Madonna has the body of a woman half her age and is bound to be in a nude scene. She knew that when she agreed to do the show in the first place.”
Sunday, March 11, 2007
MY HEART IS SECURED WITH A PADLOCK...
Saturday, March 10, 2007
SOME BRITNEY LOVIN'
There's nothing wrong with a little bondage now and then. I don't know about ya'll, but I'm yearning to stick my fingers underneath her straps...
Suck on that drink baby... yeah... suck until your shirt creeps upwards hence showing me some boobage.
AMY WINEHOUSE: IN MY BED
Get used to it. I love her. That's all that really matters... so suck it up and listen to some real talent. I want to seriously molest her... IN HER BED...
AMY WINEHOUSE: NO GREATER LOVE (LIVE)
This here is a young Amy Winehouse channeling some of the most talented souls of The Blues era. Amy hit the pop charts in Europe and is beginning to storm her way to our shores to shake some shit up. God knows we need it. They tried to make her stay in Europe but she said no no no. I swear this bitch is black.
RING THE ALARM... THE GUYS ARE BACK
MY JEANS ARE COMING UNDONE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HUNK...
I ENJOY DIPPING MY FEET INTO THE POOL WHILE SHOWING MY SHINY PECS HUNK...
I'M RELIGIOUS, BUT I DON'T MIND SHOWING SOME GROIN NOW AND THEN HUNK...
LOOK AT MY LIPS, SHOULDERS AND HANDS... KEEP LOOKING... THEY'RE NOT YOURS HUNK...
LOUNGING AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK WHILE YOU FULLY EMBRACE A MALE-CAMELTOE HUNK...
HE HOLDS THE KEY TO MY UNTAPPABLE ASS HUNK...
SURE, HE HAS A LITTLE "GAYFACE" BUT I STILL THINK HE'S HOT HUNK...
IT'S DAMN HOT AND IT'S ABOUT TIME I COOLED OFF HUNK...
HOPE YOU WRIGGLED IN YOUR SEAT AND MOISTENED YOUR SKIVIES A BIT. LOVE YOU ALL... YOU NAUGHTY, UNGOVERNABLE READERS YOU...