Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for yours truly to display complete and utter disdain for the people in show business. Their affluence and wealth offends me to the point where I want to turn my head in furious envy. Damn them to hell...
With a house like this, he can BUY the soup nazi.
He can purchase him and make him his soup slave. NO SOUP FOR YOU
really must have a large dick. I mean, with a home and a bank account the size of a small country,
Oprah no longer needs dick. Oprah, you make me feel inadequate.
When the wife gets on his last nerve,
John actually has the option to pack up and fly away to the nearest tropical island for some much needed bitch-detoxification.
J-Lo and Marc Anthony
Who the fuck cares about the size of their home? My only concern
would be the fact that Jennifer Lopez is married to a walking corpse. I just don't get it.
This will be Tori's house when her monstrous, gargoyle-of-a-mother
passes away. I'm sure everything is planned out just perfectly... that meticulous Tori.
With a home like his, he can afford to watch RAMBONE
in Dolby Surround Sound 5.1 home electronic theater.
The next time this son-of-a-bitch
says anything derogatory about a Latino, his house will be torn apart by a horrific hurricane named Hurricane Jose-Luis-Manuel.Eddie Murphy
Just think of it. Eddie can house 20 more illegitimate
children with ease and complete comfort within this sprawling mansion. Scary Spice can sleep in the west wing.
Halle has come a loooong way since BOOMERANG.
Remember that movie?
So what if AHNOLD
has gotten a bit soft in the waist line. What's the big deal with his soggy pair of man-breasts you ask? The soggy bitch has done well nevertheless... and until this day, secures his Political Thrown and continues to without an impeachment.
Help us Lord.
Sure, my humble abode is looked upon as an eye soar. People see my petite little shack
as the equivalent of an out-house... I don't care. What it lacks in colossal majesty, I make up for in... um... oh never mind. My only hope is to dabble into the graceful art that is porn.