THE MAVERICK LIFE

TAKE A RIDE INTO THE MIND OF A LATIN MAVERICK WHO ALWAYS GRABS LIFE BY THE HORNS.....

Monday, June 29, 2009

AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS...

I'll give you a clue... that's not a marriage license they're holding...


There's a man in the tree... seriously...


She'll swallow your soul...


His sisters aren't so convinced...


There's plenty of room on the couch... WTF?


I have doubts...


I would've touched her VAGINA...


Beyond a reasonable point of casualness...

Friday, June 19, 2009

FATHER'S DAY ACTING CLASS SKIT...


Josh Pesin, a good friend of mine who I've written about in previous posts is a budding actor who scored an acting role in this humorous Father's Day skit that is gaining notoriety on YouTube. Josh plays Darren, a father who is sharpening up his reaction skills when given a pair of socks as his Father's Day gift. Sarcasm at its best. Congratulations Josh... and happy Dad's Day... for you deserve so much more than a pair of socks.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND...

A nomination of words that should be considered and placed into our current Webster's Collegiate Dictionary:
(for Josh)

  • Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
  • Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
  • Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
  • Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  • Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
  • Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
  • Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
  • Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  • Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
  • Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
  • Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit)
  • Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.
  • Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
  • Glibido: All talk and no action.
  • Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
  • Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
  • Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
  • Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Saturday, June 06, 2009

I'M ENAMORED WITH IT ALL... (NEW MOON)

LOST IN TRANSLATION...

The Society of Manners said it's rude to point Mr. Can...


There's a 13 drink minimum...


When you're stinky from the Leukorrhoea...


Reading this... I suddenly have many GUESTIONS...


She was TASTEY...


Quick... grab a towel...


I'm personally booking the HORROR special...


The last time I ordered the chicken, it was also unruly...


I'd rather have some Devil with my chocolate...